Andrew Kern recently wrote an article at Quiddity titled On the Necessity of Long Sentences. I enjoyed the post since I like long sentences. I love listening to British movies where the characters speak in long, flowing sentences filled with beautifully enunciated words, illustrating that when they are succinct it counts like a BAM! POW! in Batman.

The necessity of long sentences leads us to the necessity of reading the right sort of books to our children. If you start paying attention it won’t take long to figure out if your children are hearing long, rich passages or spending most of their time with the modern illness of short, bare sentences.
This also applies to their writing. Don’t forget to let them try imitating long sentences.

Try these single sentences on for size:

“SQUIRE TRELAWNEY, Dr. Livesey, and the rest of these gentlemen having asked me to write down the whole particulars about Treasure Island, from the beginning to the end, keeping nothing back but the bearings of the island, and that only because there is still treasure not yet lifted, I take up my pen in the year of grace 17—, and go back to the time when my father kept the Admiral Benbow inn, and the brown old seaman, with the saber cut, first took up his lodging under our roof. ”

Chapter 1, Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson

” Inasmuch as many have taken in hand to set in order a narrative of those things which have been fulfilled[a] among us, just as those who from the beginning were eyewitnesses and ministers of the word delivered them to us, it seemed good to me also, having had perfect understanding of all things from the very first, to write to you an orderly account, most excellent Theophilus, that you may know the certainty of those things in which you were instructed.”

Luke 1:1-4, NKJV

“When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.”

Sentence 1 of The Declaration of Independence

“Among the many remarkable things that are related of Furius Camillus, it seems singular and strange above all, that he, who continually was in the highest commands, and obtained the greatest successes, was five times chosen dictator, triumphed four times, and was styled a second founder of Rome, yet never was so much as once consul.”

Plutarch’s Lives Camillus, John Dryden translation

Plutarch goes from one long, complicated sentence to the next; it is glorious. Btw, it is possible reading long sentences will add intellectual satisfaction to your reading aloud times, keeping you from boredom apparent to your children when you fall asleep. Don’t underestimate your children; a childhood spent in the King James Version will be an education in writing.

“And you He made alive, who were dead in trespasses and sins, in which you once walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit who now works in the sons of disobedience, among whom also we all once conducted ourselves in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind, and were by nature children of wrath, just as the others.”

Ephesians 2:1-3, NKJV

I recently tried to read a popular Christian self-help book (Can anyone spell oxymoron?), that appeared to be an entire book of BAM! POWs! written to a generation of readers who have perfected the skill of the non-sentence. ARRGGHH.

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I am thinking that it might be fun to try live blogging the debate tonight. So drop by and join me if you are watching online or just want to snarl or comment. This is just going to be an experiment. I will start up an open thread around 7:45 Central time.

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10 THANKS A BUNCH EVERYONE. It was a blast.

9. As this winds down I wonder: do y’all listen to the after debate commentary? I couldn’t take it after the last debate.

8. Ok, as conservative women does Biden/Obama say anything that you find appealing?

7. My impression is that she is holding her own so far. What say y’all?

6. I think talking to Gwen Ifill will backfire on Biden. Palin is looking straight at the American people.

5."Energy independence is the key…"  I like that.

4. Biden seems to be working hard to pin this economic mess on McCain. I am still hoping the NAY representatives in the house stand firm.

3. Ok, let’s start with snarky: His eyes look like they are pinned up. Why can’t people just get old any more
2. And the first big question of the night: What will she wear?

1. I am watching online so I may be on a time delay. As I told Dana, we can do humor, catty, serious or sad. Since my RSS feed doesn’t appear to be working I am probably going to be doing this alone.

Let the wild rumpus begin!

Oops!

Let’s try this again….

Let the wild rumpus start!

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I will tell you a little secret. I have always been surrounded by people who loved being grandparents. My own grandmother, "Mammaw," was probably the supreme grandmother until she was out done by my mom, "Granny." My pastor’s wife seemed convinced that grandparenting was way more fun than parenting. I just didn’t get it. What could be so great about having grandchildren? I still can’t explain it but I have joined the gushing grandmother club. I can explain one thing: I have gotten a lot of sleep this month while Natalia has gotten practically none. But she is doing a great job of fattening up the little guy. My own children are ecstatic about being uncles and aunts even thought poor Andrew has now become Uncle Andrew and that does sound dreadful. He says he is giving the name new meaning.

By the way, I live blogged the debate last night and it went well. I think we will do it again on Tuesday night, although I doubt McCain/Obama will have near the appeal of Palin. She is such a card, a pleasure to watch. I haven’t discussed my political views at length here yet because they are complicated but I like Sarah Palin; I just don’t like to see little homeschooled girls on Facebook saying things like, “We finally have role model.” I tend to take the devil’s advocate spot in politics. If you like SP I will tell you why you shouldn’t and if you don’t I will tell you why you should. This is why my mom (and a few other people) thinks I’m ornery.

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I had beautiful Alabama weekend:

1. Friday night, Tim and I, took Emily to a friend’s house and decided to go to a movie. On the way in Tim asked an older couple if this was their first date. They had been married 50 years. When we got to the theater we realized we didn’t know any of the movies that were playing. At this point, the older couple suggested Fireproof . Turned out it was a Christian movie by the makers of Facing the Giants . I didn’t actually enjoy FTG but I did like Fireproof . While not perfect, it was an emotionally appealing, powerful film. It tackled some major marital issues including pornography without offering easy answers.

2. Saturday morning found us up early at the E-Town 10K. Benjamin came in at 42:53. He wasn’t happy but the rest of us thought it was a terrific time. I bought a book at the antique store in town: The Norton Anthology of Poetry . I met a librarian and another reader. I told them about LibraryThing and PaperbackSwap. I also got closer to buying a pair of running shoes. Those 80yo runners make me feel bad.

3. I met a new neighbor who came over to find her kitten. It had been living with us for 2 weeks. Alex fed it baloney and hugged it in his spare time. Tim was happy. He hates cats. He likes birds. We told our neighbor from Ohio how lucky she was to move to E-Town.

4. We went to a birthday party at a local park. While sitting on a swing another neighbor came and we talked. He spent the day digging ginseng in the woods. He dug into his old jeans to show me his cache. Wow! he gets $700 lb! That conversation cheered my heart but I couldn’t figure out why until I realized that it reminded me that some people were still intimately connected to the past. The past is not an abstraction to them. This wasn’t a scene from
Christy, it was a scene from my life.

5. We went to church and it was good. Facing the fact that I am probably going to have to move away from my church, I told a friend that my church had ruined me for any other one. Having visited my church, she agreed.

My life. The life that moves in 3 unconnected circles. A home that we love, a job that is good, and a church that is wonderful. A life that leaves me clinging to the happy little moments of time wondering where I belong or maybe just a reminder that I don’t really belong here at all; I am a stranger and an alien. The circles converge in another time and another place.

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Our church is having a special month of fasting and prayer. I am pretty sure the Bible has a verse that says, "don’t blog about your fast," so I am not going to tell you what we decided to give up this month; suffice it to say it wasn’t food. Yes, I know, you can tell.

What I want to tell about, though, is how helpful ‘giving up’ is to the mind and spirit. It clears the head. In a fairly regular cycle, I get distressed about how worldly my children seem. The very worst thing to do when you notice family problems is attack them head-on. Head on attacks definitely fall under the category of diving for specks while ignoring logs.

For example, you find out that your oldest adult child does something you don’t approve of like watch ESPN 24-7. This is not a real example; I can’t imagine my children watching ESPN. (This is called dripping irony. But really my oldest son doesn’t do this, nor my next oldest etc. ad infinitum) The next time you see your 15yos logging onto ESPN dot com, you go ballistic.  You see the handwriting on the wall. Your whole family is going to end up sitting in front of a TV somewhere watching 24 hour sports for the rest of their lives. They are going to skip church on Super Bowl Sunday and everyone will know that you failed.  They are going to eat Thanksgiving dinner in front of an IDOL!!!

Absolutely, the first line of defense against specks is prayer. I am rather a spoiled child but I am constantly amazed at how quickly God answers these sorts of prayers. Lately, I have been praying for my worldly family.

While buying Come Weary Saints mentioned in the comments and found originally at Terry Stauffer’s blog (keep praying for the Stauffers), mine eye fell upon this nifty book: Worldliness . Here is the blurb:

Worldliness: Resisting the Seduction of a Fallen World demonstrates that any discussion of worldliness must start with our hearts. It contains six chapters by five Sovereign Grace pastors, each designed to help you center your desires, not on what a fallen world has to offer, but on the Savior.

Chapters on media, music, clothing, and wealth bring the discussion down to earth. A closing chapter outlines how to love the world rightly. Discussion questions provide additional tools for personal application or use in youth groups, small groups, and the like.

Each chapter is closely connected to the central fact of the Christian life: that Christ died for our sins. Worldliness: Resisting the Seduction of a Fallen World is a tool for church members, pastors, youth and parents, college students, and anyone who wants to grow in discernment and love for God.

Isn’t that just the ticket? A small book of essays to stimulate family discussion on heart issues!!  It has chapters on media, music, clothing, and Stuff (capitalized on purpose Grammar Girls to emphasize its place in the heart. Don’t you wish grammarians had imagination?)

I bought it in a wink and since it arrived today I will begin reading it in MT tomorrow. I sure hope those awful children pay attention ;)

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I want to give everyone a heads-up that I will once again try to live blog the debate with an open thread.  I don’t expect this debate to be nearly as fun as the last debate but I do think it can be educational.  I expect with the townhall format we will see far more ethos and pathos than logos .  I would love to hear ideas on how to make this educational for the children.   I am hoping to come up with a list of fallacies and devices to enhance the debate. Maybe we can play debate bingo with rhetorical devices, huh?    This is probably beyond my abilities but I am inviting all logicians to step in and teach us tonight.  I won’t make fun of you and I will try not to use too many capitals, commas  or splices.

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I can’t figure out how to upload a bingo card, BUT, If you can email me, I will try and send you an attachment.
Otherwise, I will post the fallacies, devices and tools here.  If you hear one during the debate let us all know, so that we can all learn.  This is not an easy assignment.  It is hard to listen and Analyze at the same time. I am not very good at this sort of thing but if nothing else we can chat our way through it. See ya at 7:45 pm (Central).

Appeal to Pathos by McCain:
Pathos (Emotional) means persuading by appealing to the reader’s emotions.

Appeal to Pathos by Obama:


Cliche:

cliche is a phrase, expression, or idea that has been overused to the point of losing its intended force or novelty, especially when at some time it was considered distinctively forceful or novel.

Straw Man:
The Straw Man fallacy is committed when a person simply ignores a person’s actual position and substitutes a distorted, exaggerated or misrepresented version of that position.

Ad Hominem Attack :
Person A makes claim X.
Person B makes an attack on person A.
Therefore A’s claim is false.

Hyperbole:
Exaggeration

Historical Reference:

Genetic Fallacy
The Genetic Fallacy is the most general fallacy of irrelevancy involving the origins or history of an idea.

Loaded Question :
A "loaded question", like a loaded gun, is a dangerous thing. A loaded question is a question with a false or questionable presupposition, and it is "loaded" with that presumption.

Appeal to Fear:

I think we will see a bit of this tonight.

Pragmatism:

"A practical approach to problems and affairs"

Metaphor:

a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance, as in “A mighty fortress is our God.” Somewhat stronger than an analogy and perhaps, more poetic.

Socialism:
"A theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole." Dictionary.

Red Herring:

"A logical fallacy in which one purports to prove one’s point by means of irrelevant arguments." Wikipedia

Appeal to Ethos by McCain:
Ethos (Credibility), or ethical appeal, means convincing by the character of the author. We tend to believe people whom we respect. One of the central problems of argumentation is to project an impression to the reader that you are someone worth listening to, in other words making yourself as author into an authority on the subject of the paper, as well as someone who is likable and worthy of respect.


Appeal to Ethos by Obama:

Equivocation:
"It is the misleading use of a term with more than one meaning (by glossing over which meaning is intended at a particular time)." Wikipedia


Magnanimity:

Anyone showing what appears to be true kindness or deference during the debate tonight?


Analogy:

"A similarity between like features of two things, on which a comparison may be based: the analogy between the heart and a pump." Dictionary


Pun :

You know: something Chesterton would say or Shakespeare.


Literary Reference:

Poetry:

Ok, this is why I don’t like the candidates; I doubt we will hear any poetry tonight :)

Alliteration:
D rill, D rill, D rill, but not Drill, Baby, Drill.  S he S ells S eashells by the S eashore.

Lipstick Reference:

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Fire Away!
I will mostly stick to the comments section tonight with an occasional posting update here.

Also I plan to go top to bottom rather than bottom to top like I did last week.

You can scroll down for a sampling of devices to look for.
I think I should add narcissistic personality disorder and bragging to the mix but that might get tedious.

I am watching online via Fox News live stream.

Feel free to say HI if you are here tonight. The comments can be silly, relevant or astute. I won’t ask for wit or wisdom!

Alex just said, “They are on the red carpet?” Maybe there will be some red shoes.

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Apparently a lot of people.

Sitting through last night’s debate, I couldn’t help wondering, what makes both of these guys go on and on about what they are going to GIVE us.

Is that what the American people really want to hear? What have we become?

Do we really want to race towards oblivion like Russia? Who is going to find all the oblivious land appealing? I can think of one nation that would enjoy spreading out in Russia. Now I am scaring myself.

I don’t believe the only message we want to hear is how the government is going to take care of us. The real leader would get up a say, “Hey, the government is not going to take care of you so you better find ways to take care of yourself.” That might fill a few churches. Could a Republican nominee win saying such a thing? I would at least like to see one try.

During one of the hurricanes in Florida, Gov. Bush told the people not to count on any help from FEMA etc in the first 48 hours. Within 6 hours, people were out on the streets complaining about not having water. Who is feeding this monster?

There wasn’t any evidence of poetic knowledge in the debate last night. These men seem to lack imagination. I don’t think I am going to be able to sit through another one.

Proverbs 30:15 “The leech has two daughters, ‘Give, Give,’ they cry.”

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