*When on the phone with technicians from India do not use polite forms of conversation. Do not say thank-you nor you’re welcome. It will greatly increase the length of your phone call. Every time you acknowledge their courtesy they will repeat it several times. There are so many thank-you’s flying around I sometimes feel as if I am going to scream into the phone, “Enough!”

*It is efficient to listen to audiobooks at baseball games or practices but it is not expedient. If you are plugged in one will talk to you and you won’t get to know your neighbors. This is a perfect example of the negative effects of efficiency.

*Efficiency can be good. The other day Tim hung up the phone by saying, “I am walking into the hospital and turning off my phone.” No problem, except 5 hours later I hadn’t heard from him and he had failed to say what hospital he was walking in to. Not to mention he was not in Alabama but Missouri. Enter Google Earth. I hit the show hospital button and up came little red crosses. I clicked on a cross and all the contact info appeared. Tim was at the first hospital I called. Now that is what I call efficient!

*Sonnets are not popular blog topics.

*Here is an interesting story from World Mag Blog. Doctrinal issues taken to court. Is it ok to threaten legal action and church discipine in one breath? Well, that is a life lesson I haven’t figured out yet but I bet we will be hearing about this sort of thing frequently now reminding us that there is no new thing under the sun.

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