Thu 4 Jan 2007
I have decided to rename our homeschool Gang Aft Agley after a line in one of my favorite poems by one of my favorite poets.
It is so perfect I don’t know why I didn’t think of it sooner.
The other day was January 2nd, the day I promised to turn from a pumpkin into a prussian schoolmarm. I got up early, woke the children, put on Mozart, read my Bible, organized our new MT materials and finally sat down for MM.
At which point I was informed that a big football game had been planned with a young man leaving in the evening to go back to the Army, possibly going to Iraq. (blackmail?) The game would begin at 10:00 am. Didn’t I remember saying yes? (This is a major problem for the over 40 mom.)
OH.
After the game we are doing SCHOOL. I should have known better. Rollinses count by ones. It can take them hours to shoot one more basketball or make one more pass.
Then my dh invited me to go out to Macaroni Grill with our gift card from the children. Hard to say no.
While driving home and sitting nicely at a red light, a young man, not unlike my own, turned his head to look at something ( I can only imagine), and rammed into us with his Ram. It hurt. And it hurt my husband’s feelings; he likes his car. By the time we arrived home I was too sore to care if the children ever got an education. Tim and I sat staring numbly into space until I had to get up to make spaghetti for supper.
On this website you will see the real poem and what I consider a completely unnecessary English translation. I feel angry about the translation . So you don’t know what gang aft agley means? Read the poem a couple of times and it will all be clear. Read it with notes if need be but please do not translate it. Read it with a Scottish accent; it is lovely. (This paragraph sounds bitter, read it lightly not seriously.)
Never mind looking at the link here is the poem in all of its Scottish beauty. Half the beauty of the poem is the unfamiliar vocabulary. Isn’t it interesting how you almost know what the strange words mean from the context and even if you don’t the poem isn’t spoiled? I get the feeling I know Robert Burns intimately from this poem. He is a sinner just like me and he has had hard times and they have made him patient, merciful and full of empathy.
Wee, sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous beastie,
O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi’ bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an’ chase thee,
Wi’ murd’ring pattle!I’m truly sorry man’s dominion,
Has broken nature’s social union,
An’ justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An’ fellow-mortal!I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
‘S a sma’ request;
I’ll get a blessin wi’ the lave,
An’ never miss’t!Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It’s silly wa’s the win’s are strewin!
An’ naething, now, to big a new ane,
O’ foggage green!
An’ bleak December’s winds ensuin,
Baith snell an’ keen!Thou saw the fields laid bare an’ waste,
An’ weary winter comin fast,
An’ cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell-
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro’ thy cell.That wee bit heap o’ leaves an’ stibble,
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou’s turn’d out, for a’ thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter’s sleety dribble,
An’ cranreuch cauld!But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘men
Gang aft agley,
An’lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promis’d joy!Still thou art blest, compar’d wi’ me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e’e.
On prospects drear!
An’ forward, tho’ I canna see,
I guess an’ fear!
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I’m sorry to hear of your accident. I’m afraid you might be very sore today. Might I suggest heat and lots of Advil? (hug)
I read the poem and understood most of it.
Comment by Janet (January 4, 2007 @ 10:08 am )
I cannot pull off a respectable Scottish accent, and it just doesn’t work at all with a Cajun one!
I enjoyed it anyway!
Comment by Birdie (January 4, 2007 @ 11:00 am )
I started this week with all sorts of gung-ho good intentions, too. Then my children started getting sick (one each day) with something they picked up at our friends’ New Year’s Eve party. One child even did that of which we do not speak. I will never speak so blithely of it again, pinky swear.
Comment by Carmon (January 4, 2007 @ 11:21 am )
I am LOL and have only read the first sentence!!! Boy, can I relate to that! Must go back and read it all now.
Comment by homefire (January 4, 2007 @ 11:38 am )
I hadn’t read that in a long time. Thanks! I had forgotten how apt the last stanza is.
Comment by homefire (January 4, 2007 @ 11:45 am )
Not heat. Ice, and more ice for at least the first 24 hours. Gentle stretches, ice, painkillers, and maybe good massage therapy.
Much sympathy, but I am so glad you’re okay!
From a veteran of car accidents
Comment by DeputyHeadmistress (January 4, 2007 @ 11:56 am )
I am so sorry to hear about your encounter with the young man in the Ram. I hope your aches and pains are few and short lasting, and that your school will once again go in an orderly fashion, as much as is possible.
We don’t start until next Monday, and after this long vacation(for the kids, I have been working HARD), I am going to have to gird up my loins and be some sort of stern school mistress, Prussian or otherwise.
Happy New Year again!
Comment by Eva in AZ (January 4, 2007 @ 12:30 pm )
BTW, I hadn’t read the poem in a while either, and enjoyed it.
Comment by Eva in AZ (January 4, 2007 @ 12:30 pm )
I agree with homefire about the last stanza. Wonderful and true ~ oh, how true.
Cindy, I hope you’re OK. You’ve had a rough couple of weeks. May you be a truly sanctified woman when you come through on the other side of your troubles.
Comment by Linda (January 4, 2007 @ 5:01 pm )
Linda, poor, poor girl…even if she alludes her troubles her husband is home to sanctify her now.
Comment by Tim Rollins (January 4, 2007 @ 6:01 pm )
I’ve read the poem once before - I first ran across it because someone, probably Stephanie Bing, called poor Bertie Wooster a “wee, sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous beastie,” once and when she heard me laughing about it, and Wodehouse’s cleverness, my eldest told me it was Burns.
She knows more than I do! 
Comment by Kelly (January 4, 2007 @ 8:41 pm )
Tim,
And boy, is she glad to have you home!!!!! She can’t escape sanctification now ~ a husband at home and lots of troubles, too!
Comment by Linda (January 5, 2007 @ 1:43 pm )
“Half the beauty of the poem is the unfamiliar vocabulary. Isn’t it interesting how you almost know what the strange words mean from the context and even if you don’t the poem isn’t spoiled?”
I agree and love Bobby Burns too!
Hope that you are not too sore, and that hubby’s vehicle is not too damaged?
The problem is if things are “gang aft agley” all of the time, are they really “agley”? THAT is what I’m beginning to wonder around here?
Beginning next week, also!
Comment by Margaret in VA (January 5, 2007 @ 7:51 pm )
You are a girl after my own heart, Margaret!
Comment by Cindy (January 6, 2007 @ 12:24 am )